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TITLE:SCENARIUM EDITORIAL by MACNO
PALETTE:0223 099b 08ba 0cc9
"I am ill... I am evil. I am an hateful man. I think I have a liver disease."
Revolution Calling
Abnormalia has changed,
it has even lost its own editorial,
it's smaller than ever
Most of the space is sacrified for SCENARIUM, this scene sub mag.
The Ripper has told me that it's just a demagogic and popular move.
An easy way to catch more readers in the scene, losing our original identity.
IT IS
S O W H A T ?
"I feel like a prostitute. I need to be paid"
Money talk, sceners listen
Business is grabbing the scene
The boring old friendship times are finally gone, SCENARIUM enters resolutively
in the dirty and avid world of Business and Affairs, everything is ON SALE, even
souls and ideals.
For the first time (almost) a diskmag is made entirely and ONLY for MONEY.
Is there something good to read here after all?
If you liked the previous Scenariums, yes,
if you didn't like the previous Scenariums, nope.
A matter of Originality?
points of Abnormality?
view. Alternative?
In eight months, you may think, I should have had many ideas to feed Scenarium
with. Well here they are, judge by yourself if they are worth or not.
- Scenarium Advertisments. Spread all over the mag, a new kind of scene ads?
- Sceneretica. The official sponsor of Scenarium, the leader in sceners
production and delivery. Revolution calling.
- Future News, Internal News, News On Sale. Who said that news are always the
same?
- The Pandemic Scenology Debate. Four Scenologists give a new dimension to scene
interviews. This is a real debate, double partecipants, quadruple space.
Ten times more boring than a normal article. Maybe.
- A scene short story. Chronicle of the adventures of five V.I.S.
- Sceners Analytical index. The list of all the sceners mentioned in Scenarium.
Good to check if you are not here.
It's not new but it's always there:
- The Spandimerda delirium. Where shit is not only shit. Awards, interviews,
comments, advices. The smelly guide to get more stinky.
- The Scenology Journal. Scene's secrets under the lenses of Science.
- Reviews On Sale. Another source of virtual money.
- No Regulars: No credits, no normal adverts, no copyright notes, no addresses
(I am not masochist), no 1000 bytes fillers. Only longer ones, eventually.
- Scenarium usual style. That is, spandimerda, self-spandimerda, scenology,
sarcastic, ironic, self ironic, "adult" (not mine words, I am not that blind),
childish.
- The ugliest mouse pointer ever.
I have stolen from others:
- The Marvellous(!) Lunatic Balls. RokDaZone invents the multi submag, after
42, the crazy diamond infiltrates also here.
- A Diskmags Quick Roundup. Not suggested to who likes 1000 bytes long reviews.
With real contributions from various scene editors. Read finally what they
think of all the other mags. Almost serious, sadly.
- The dictionary. This time it teaches Scenglish.
- Alternative Scene Quiz. Our step into multimedia filling productions.
- A Pack of Fillers. Others make just fillers, Scenarium makes packs of them.
A set of 1500 bytes So-What? Fillers grouped in an handy article-pack.
- Our Alternative Little Kitchen. A matter of bad taste.
This is Scenarium 5.
It may have some incomplete news or infos, maybe you've better not trust it
B U T
Believe me when I write the names of the articles' authors and partecipants.
Believe me when I write that Beppe is dead.
Believe me when I suggest you to take it easy.
Do not risk to get a liver disease.
Macno